Cracuzzi, what else?

Moscrane is a country with great interest for its population. We like to see all our citizens happy and fulfilled. For that reason, our human resources department has discovered the biggest need of our population: relaxation at the end of a day of hard work in the nuclear plant. And there is no better way to relax than blowing off steam in a “Cracuzzi”.

A Cracuzzi is a Jacuzzi which is completely produced in our great, Communist nation Moscrane. In contrast to other, more basic Jacuzzis, our Cracuzzi is powered by nuclear energy. The nuclear power is generated by a little generator which comes with the Cracuzzi. This means the nuclear power is directly put into use. (We cannot assure that the water inside the Cracuzzi doesn’t contain radioactive parts, but if so, they are harmless and will not influence your health in a bad way). The Cracuzzi is designed for the population of Moscrane but can be used in every country that cares for its population as well.

There are two kinds of Cracuzzis. We offer a luxurious version with a stone-finishing and an inflatable version. The luxurious version will cost 999 Russell and the inflatable version will cost 499 Russell.

Buy a cracuzzi this month and receive a SPECIAL DISCOUNT!

With the luxurious version come 3 towels made of the skin of the almost, extinct, brown bear (as always). But in stead of the normal price (80 Russell) they are now for sale for 40 Russell! Don't miss out on this opportunity!

With the inflatable version also come 3 towels made of the skin of the almost, extinct, brown bear. But in stead of the normal price (80 Russell) they are now for sale for 160 Russell! Don't miss out on this opportunity as well!

A Towel made of the skin of the almost, extinct, brown bear costs 80 Russell each.